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All Day I Dream Of Dong
All Day I Dream Of Dong
$38.00
Design by Jackson Montgomery Schwartz @jxnart
- Unisex
- 100% Cotton
- Relaxed Fit
- Printed in Austin, TX
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Customer Reviews
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I gave this to a guy I’ve known since high school, a U.S. Marine who is married to a brilliant woman and mother to their children. He’s so committed to who he is that he sees the ironic humor in him having this and enjoys it! Your right-leaning friend probably doesn’t have this much confidence in themselves to wear such a shirt in an ironic fashion but if they’re like my friend I encourage you to gift this as well. And if you don’t have any friends as awesome as mine then maybe you are that friend for others and should just order it for yourself. Regardless, you need to order this one! Oh, and the quality is top notch. This felt soft and was printed well. I can’t speak to the fit but it reminded of the old school shirts you’d see at Hollister in every sense except the edges or hems or whatever those are called, the edges were regular. (I’m not a fashion designer.) So I’d size up if you’re thicc or got a bulge to your body shape. Buy the damn thing, then go down on the woman who allows you to be in her presence because a Queen can do what she wants and don’t need you for anything; most toys are better than you, she lets you taste her in an effort to give back to those less fortunate (to enjoy such a treat). Enjoy!
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This was a gift for my bestie and now everyone that has come into contact wants one. Will be purchasing again, trying to build a dong gang. So funny and the quality is great! 10/10 would recommend
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I got this for my wife for Valentine’s Day. She says I got her a gift she can’t wear anywhere. I say she’s a coward.
J
I feel seen by this shirt. I love cats and… anatomy lol. I like the colors and the cute design, can’t wait to wear this to 4th of July celebration with my religious family!!
